Everything’s fine. I’m fine. I am a real adult and can handle things :’) Except when it comes to actually handling… things…
I’m pretty sure I’m the clumsiest person I know. Not the trip and fall kind of clumsy, but I just… drop… EVERYTHING!! I am notorious in my family for being the one to spill drinks at dinner (sober or not).
So who put me in charge of 5 gallons of paint?? Someone who must love bad decisions, that’s who. Long story short, I fucked up pretty bad. Please laugh at my failures like I am because what else are ya gonna do? Also because it’s hilarious.